Buzzie Goes All Pop N Stuff

Happy New Year to everyone. Buzz here, filling in for Maxwell on this first day of 2012. He stayed up a little late last night, stressing over the distant booms from the fireworks, and is sleeping it off. Well, that, and I think he downed a few of my glucosamine biscuits in the celebrating.  

Kid's a lightweight.

O-free zone

Seeing that I was named for a major movie star, it’s not surprising I’m seen as something of a pop culture guru. It’s hard in this house, though, because I can’t let J catch me watching “E” or heaven forbid, “O”. Pick an O, she’s got at least two who were banned from TV in '11.  They are instant button pushers – on the remote, too.

Anyway…J’s overuse of the word ‘vapid’ hasn’t stopped me from forming an opinion on several pertinent stories. Who better than the old man of 2011 to share wisdom? What does the baby of 2012 know yet?

So I dug through my mail bag for the best of the best. Let’s get started.

Dear Myst:  Who? Hey, did you know the pup and I have a show in the works. Kuzz & Kaxwell Kake Korth Karolina. We’re pretty pumped.  Look for it on OWN.

                    -buzz

All the tweet I need, right here at the end of my face.

Hey Twit. It's BUZZ. And I gotta ask, why would I take the giant leap backward to birdville?  We dogs have the NOSE. All the info we could ever need – gossip, news, food reviews, moods etc etc… is right there. Nostrils rule. But you humans are cute with your “technology”.  Tweet on.

ROTFLMAO TTYL

               -buzz

Anon:

I see absolutely no problem with this trend.

          -buss

The Jack Russell Peppermint Rawhide Blend MAKES IT!!

Who’s Katy Perry? And what?? The Russell Brand can’t make it? As far as I can tell, the Russell brand is expanding. There’s some serious buzz in this Russell brand, I can tell you that!! Check out our peppermint rawhide blend! Russell brand “can’t make it!” Haha! Thanks for the laugh!

PS – Alexa – JK says thank you VERY MUCH for the wonderful gift.

               -Jack Russell Brand

Word: No. See reply to twit above.

     -Buzz

Dear AARP,

Yeah, there are definitely side effects. Are they adverse? I don't know.  See for yourself.

 Apparently taking Cialis turns you into a short squatty square person with stubs for hands and feet. But who's to say short and squatty isn't very attractive?   And who doesn't want a pill like this to turn you into a stub?  Seems a little counteractive but I'm no scientist.  Good luck with that. 

          -buzz

OK, yeah, got it. But when I hold it up to a mirror, there is ME. And by the way, there is also MEAT in there.  So, um….

          -buzz

Don’t want to discuss this.  It’s a sore topic twice a day in our house.--Buzz

         

Now I’m all grumpy n stuff. Nap time, before they start the first forced march of the year. Happy New Year to one and all. Make up your bucket list, with your number one resolution not to kick it.  That's mine, anyway.

  -Buzz, for the TEAM